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skinnyhipsandfragilelips:

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vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

(via firingmaincannon)

Source: fuckyeahvalvesoftware
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vinylspinner:

im-fucking-your-boyfriend:

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

You can’t suggest yourself to write a book, that’s dumb

i can do whatever i want nerd

(via your-grandmah)

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betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

(via brendanpinsky)

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  • Question: With so much free porn on tumblr you're asking people to pay for yours? - Anonymous
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    Yes as I always have

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becausebirds:

A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.

Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.

Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.

During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.

The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.

Sir Nils Olav the penguin.

Watch the video

(via ejacutastic)

Source: becausebirds