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  • Question: That bite looks nasty did it hurt? Fuck - lebowski69
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    Yah im on painkillers so lifes not half bad right now but its been fucking killing me :/

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I forgot to add yes I will live :) thanks for worrying

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  • Question: Mrsa? Wus dat? Is dat like Ebola? People cud catch day shit from you? You gona liv? - Anonymous
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    Hahaha mrsa is nothing like ebola… it was probably contagious before the antibiotics but the original spider toxin wasnt really contagious so its unlikely anyone would have caught this shit… its basically a bad ass infection thats so deep in your body they need to cut you open to get to it mine was caused by a spider bite

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Playing in mamas shoes

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dom-plays-with-dolls:

Don’t listen to the prudes or closed-minded.
You never know what you might find.
Who knows? The things everyone else says is weird may feel phenomenal…

dom-plays-with-dolls:

Don’t listen to the prudes or closed-minded.

You never know what you might find.

Who knows? The things everyone else says is weird may feel phenomenal…

(via violentlypassionate)

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hellotittyfucklove:

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

(via coca-koala)

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creepyboners:

Usually when bad shit happens to me theres a lesson to be learned… all ive learned from this brown recluse bite unfortunately is “shit just fucking happens” so let this be a lesson for us all… weird bad fucked up shit just surprises you all the time but the pictures make it funny at least and sometimes they give you percocet :)

Lol yah thats my aunt and my mom I captioned that “this is what conscerned jewish relatives look like” on facebook lol… they were being ridiculous

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Anaconda inspired from last night